Today is National Nude Day! So, I just got home from work after burning my hand on the deep fryer, so the last things I want on my mind are: Heat, french fries, and skin. We don't make french fries... thats just what my fingers feel like.
Anyway, today is a day to be nude for while I guess. Obviously hard to do in modern society, but... yeah.
Sorry... my brain is 83% focused on the pain in my hand... and 29% on the fact that a sandwich is being made for me. 0% of it evens cares about math. That's just a general statement that has nothing to do with anything else I've said.
So be nude today. In your house please. And don't overdo it. Or ever speak of it. That'd be nice.
It took me 45 minutes to write all this with my one working hand.
Thanks for reading!