Today is National Crown Roast of Pork Day. It is fairly obviously a day to roast and eat pork. I don't know if it HAS to be a crown roast of pork specifically, and I'm going to have to hope not for my sake. As a 20 year old college boy, I do not have the supplies to make a crown roast of pork, and even more importantly: I don't have the money to buy those supplies. What I can do is make up for that fact. I have enough pork related products in the house to trick my stomach into eating multiple crown roasts. If you are fortunate enough to be able to celebrate this holiday properly, however, please share with friends. If everyone bought and ate their own, that would only further certain thoughts about the american lifestyle.
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