Today isn't January 25th, and that doesn't mean that it's Opposite Day. Opposite day isn't celebrated by doing everything you wouldn't normally do in an opposite fashion. Yes isn't no, Right isn't left, up isn't down, and if Squidward wrecks your house, he really CLEANED it. I could write for a very short time about this because it's the easiest thing in the world, and isn't hurting my head at all. So I'll not stop here and call it bad.
No thanks for not reading!
~ Definitely not Kyle