Shuffled Truffles

Today is National Card-Playing Day! With just me and my brother home along for the next... oh... let's say 15 or so hours, there aren't many card games for me to play aside from War or Solitaire. Since my brother just got a new PC, and I have been bequeathed an iPad, I choose Solitaire. For several reasons.

1) My brother wants to play on his computer
2) I don't have to shuffle the cards on my iPad

So there.

Today is also National Chocolate Day! (Again, I'm sure). But I have nothing against someone wanting to celebrate chocolate more than once. Frankly, I think there should be a No Chocolate Day, and we could all just assume that every other day IS Chocolate Day. That's just one man and every woman in the world's opinion, though.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle

Cake and Fruit is Good.

Today is National Fruitcake Day! Fruitcake is the butt of far more jokes than it deserves. If baked, and eaten, correctly, it can actually be pretty good. I mean...it's fruit and cake. That has not ever not been at least somewhat satisfying. Granted, fruitcake is generally a little... tougher... than most cakes, but that's really one of the only few downsides. Case in point: No sitcom has made fun of a fruitcake's taste. They always make fun of its weight, mass, or density. Which, if you think about it, are really just preferences when it comes to cake. Not that it's an all-too-common way to order a cake. If you come to my bakery and order a "dense, weighty" cake, I will not have any idea what you are looking for, and probably just suggest chocolate to you. Most people think chocolate is denser. For some reason. Weirdos.

Thanks for reading!

~Kyle

THIS IS WHINING

Today is National Whiner's Day! I imagine it's a day for us to whine about the horrible gifts we got, but I honestly enjoy every gift I got. Plus, I used one of my new gifts to watch Tangled with a good friend just an hour ago, and then skyped a friend whom I missed very much! I have nothing to whine about today! But, that means I can't celebrate today... UUUUUUGH THAT SUCKS!!!

Oh wait there we go.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle