Ella Lancer

Today is Name Your Car Day! If your car doesn't have a name, today is the day to give it one. I'm frankly surprised that you've gone this long without doing so! I named my car within a week of obtaining it. My car's name is Ella. I knew that once I got the car, that it had a love for speed and sharp turns, but it also hated getting too dirty or being in the rain. So, I had my friends try to help me find a good name for her. (I found out it was a 'her' by the songs it played from the selection that I gave it). One of my friends said that, since it was a yellow car, I should name it "Cinderella" because "Cinderella dressed in yella". I had two things to say about that: First of all, Belle wore a yellow dress and Cinderella wore blue. Secondly, that name is too princess-ish for how tomboyish my car was. So we settled on halving the name to just "Ella", which sounds more rough and tumble. Also, calling it "Cinder" would have just been weird.

So name your car today if you haven't! Make sure it fits it's personality, too. Otherwise, it may dislike you. You'll know if your car dislikes you or not.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle

Goin' Green...ish

Today is World Vegetarian Day! Vegetarians, as you are undoubtedly aware eat vegetables exclusively. They are the Apatosaurus of the human species. Well, without the long neck... usually. Whether they do so for their health, their ethical ideals, or just be a vegetarian for the sake of being one, today is a day to find out a little bit more about why your friendly neighborhood vegetarian has chosen to be vegetarian. You might even find a few reasons to go vegetarian yourself. Maybe. I really like bacon, so... I may just be vegetarian today.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle

Happy Belated!

I'm a little late due to workin' the late shift, but...

Yesterday was National Mud Pack Day! A mud pack is something that spas offer as a kind of facial mask to help make ya look all perdy. These days, the mud has been all but replaced by a variety of other natural ingredients all brewed together from a recipe of the spa's own design. Girls or guys can get it, so feel free to be unashamed of getting one, dudes. I can't afford one, though, so I'll just put my face in some mud. Just kidding. Mud doesn't exist in my city right now due to lack of rain. I did get some flour all over my shoes, though! ... It didn't make them look any younger, unfortunately.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle