Stubborn old' Thing

Today is Mule Day! Have you ever had to deal with a mule? The stubborn, unyielding attitude and the vacant expression that they stare into your soul with? ... Yeah me either. However, I did have to push a bone-dry car to the gas station today. I'm not sure if that makes me the mule for pushing/pulling, or if my car is the mule for being a stubborn, slow thing that didn't help at all.

... Mules aren't actually all that bad. In fact, there is actually a four day celebration in Columbia, Tennessee. You can celebrate by taking a road trip there as joining the festivities! I would, too, but... Y'know... The whole "no gas" issue is a hindrance.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle

Stickin' it to the man.

Today is Punk For A Day Day! I find it odd that there would be such a day, as the desire to be 'punk' was never really universally high. I also find it funny that it's "Punk For A Day... Day"... seems kind of redundant. Regardless, if there ever were a day to be a punk, today is it. So be a punk to the best of your ability. I may so far be failing, seeing as I'm wearing M&M pants and a bright red t-shirt. ... Actually Punks like red, right? It's usually the color they paint things on their walls anyway. Not that punks are the only ones who participate in 'tagging' public property. They are a major contributor, though... The more I think about it, the less 'punk' I am, I think. So...

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~Kyle

Every Day of Elementary

Today is National Bologna Day! Not 'baloney'. 'Bologna'. There IS a difference. One is meat, and one is just a bunch of talk. Today is about the meat one! You don't even WANT to know how many times I ate bologna in my life. It was pretty much a staple of my dietary menu up until the time when I was tall enough to reach all the shelves in the pantry, and smart enough to make my own healthy meal. Well... at least smart enough to not be seen when I made unhealthy meals.

Bologna is one of the most widely-used sandwich meats, believe it or not. But why not? It's made of beef, pork, and etcetera! Not to mention how easy it is to make a sandwich out of. Bread+bologna+mustard+bread = Done! So go and enjoy yourself some bologna today!

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle