Like Clockwork

Today is an odd mixture of holidays. First, there is Punch the Clock Day. A day that, I assume, is meant to be celebrated by punching in and out of any thing you do on time. I don't know of many businesses that still use an actual punch-clock, so I suppose just do your best to be on time coming and going. The second holiday is Thomas Crapper Day. As you may or may not have guessed, Thomas helped great improve the bathroom by inventing the flush toilet. The word "crap" was around before him, though so we aren't celebrating that. No we are going to spend time being VERY thankful that the flush toilet exists and we don't have to do whatever it is that people used to have to do. I imagine it was smelly and disgusting. So thank you, Thomas Crapper, for patenting such a device. And having a chuckle worthy last name.

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~Kyle

Where women glow and men plunder.

Today is Australia Day! A day which, as you might have guessed, is celebrated mostly in Australia by australians! An age old tradition that has fairly recently become the largest annual public celebration, it is celebrated with outdoor sports, barbecue, concerts, and general partying around with friends and/or family. It celebrates the day of the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788. I can't really think of a way to celebrate this myself, as I don't have a concert on hand today, so I will instead listen to a little Men At Work, and try to cook up some australian dishes. Deviled Carrots, maybe? Sounds interesting.

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~Kyle

Not a Witty Title.

Today isn't January 25th, and that doesn't mean that it's Opposite Day. Opposite day isn't celebrated by doing everything you wouldn't normally do in an opposite fashion. Yes isn't no, Right isn't left, up isn't down, and if Squidward wrecks your house, he really CLEANED it. I could write for a very short time about this because it's the easiest thing in the world, and isn't hurting my head at all. So I'll not stop here and call it bad.

No thanks for not reading!
~ Definitely not Kyle