Where women glow and men plunder.

Today is Australia Day! A day which, as you might have guessed, is celebrated mostly in Australia by australians! An age old tradition that has fairly recently become the largest annual public celebration, it is celebrated with outdoor sports, barbecue, concerts, and general partying around with friends and/or family. It celebrates the day of the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788. I can't really think of a way to celebrate this myself, as I don't have a concert on hand today, so I will instead listen to a little Men At Work, and try to cook up some australian dishes. Deviled Carrots, maybe? Sounds interesting.

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle

Not a Witty Title.

Today isn't January 25th, and that doesn't mean that it's Opposite Day. Opposite day isn't celebrated by doing everything you wouldn't normally do in an opposite fashion. Yes isn't no, Right isn't left, up isn't down, and if Squidward wrecks your house, he really CLEANED it. I could write for a very short time about this because it's the easiest thing in the world, and isn't hurting my head at all. So I'll not stop here and call it bad.

No thanks for not reading!
~ Definitely not Kyle

What would you do?

Today is Eskimo Pie Patent Day! A treat certainly worthy of it's own holiday, as it is a mix between both candy and ice cream. It was supposedly the first treat to do such a thing. The most famous eskimo pie (at least to me because of it's catchy jingle) is the Klondike bar, which has had every coating from chocolate to cappuccino. Today is a day to go out and eat some eskimo pies of whatever your flavor preference is, and have a moment to silently thank Christian Nelson for patenting such an awesome thing. He got inspiration from a child in his candy shop who couldn't decide on ice cream or chocolate, and only had enough for one. Luckily his original name (The I-Scream Bar) isn't still what we call it by, although still a very common thing to say. So kudos to you, Christian, oh pioneer of tasty delights!

Thanks for reading!
~Kyle