This Little Piggy Got Married.

Today is National Roast Sucking Pig Day! I've been busy today, what with my brother getting married, but I'll try to squeeze this in before I pass out for the night. A roast suckling pig is a pig that is roasted and suckling on an apple. It's dead, though, so the apple is really just in it's mouth. Dead pigs can't suckle. I hope. That would be weird. I ate pork and apple flavored gum, but that's as close as it came today, to be honest. But, I'm giving myself a break due to the unlikelihood of getting a roasted suckling pig on a whim. Much less on a day where I'm best-manning a wedding. Which, by the way, was a great wedding and I couldn't be happier for my brother!

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~Kyle

Mild Mannered

Today is Underdog Day! A day to celebrate all the overlooked shoeshine boys that become the greatest heros of all time. I know there's at least one hero in particular that plays off of the idea of an underdog. I just... can't seem to remember his name. Weird. It'll come back to me. I just watched some of his old escapades, too. UGH! This is gonna bug me all night.

Just kidding his name is Underdog, duh.

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~Kyle

Dip ALL the Things!

Today is Chocolate Dipped Anything Day! Oh... Oh yes. Oh sweet merciful mercies of merciful merciness, yes. This day has been much looked forward to the entire year. Granted, I eat chocolate every day, but this... this is the day for it! I went back to Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory to get some chocolate covered anything, and bought one of almost every chocolate covered good they had! I am about to go to town on this plate of goodness, so you'll excuse me if I'm sound rushed, but... I really want to eat this stuff. You should too! Not my stuff, though. Get your own. Chocolate, despite what hershey's commercials make you think, is not for sharing with just any random person you meet. Sharing chocolate is a benefit only given to the highest echelon of friends. Also, I can't hand chocolate through the internet... but I look forward to that day.

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~Kyle